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By Alina Jacobs
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When youโre the family disaster, you donโt beg Santa for a holiday miracleโyou just try not to commit any felonies before Christmas.
Unfortunately, I start the holiday season by running over a man with my grandfatherโs Cadillac.
So naturally, I panic, stuff his corpse into the trunk, and carry on my merry way.
Donโt judge. I literally cannot go to jail. This yearโs been bad enough, starting with burning down my sisterโs wedding.
Spoiler alertโMr. Hit-N-Run survives!
โฆ As I find out when he surprise-attacks me while Iโm trying to bury him in the yard.
Lawrence is tall, moody, unfairly attractive, and deeply unimpressed with my life choices.
And my love for Christmas.
And the fact that my dog ate his surveillance footage.
Whoops.
Words like delusional, liability, and financially illiterate are thrown around.
He doesnโt believe in holiday magic, which is unfortunate, because I need some.
Iโm thirty, single, unemployed, and trapped at my familyโs failing Christmas inn with a small army of freeloading relatives.
One last hurrah before my evil sister sells the inn off to be bulldozed.
Thankfully, Christmas magic brought a handsome stranger into my life!
Obviously, I ask Lawrence to fake date me for the holidays.
He tells me to get lost. Because my life? So not a Rom-Com.
Now Iโm bringing home Grinch-level-terrible men to be the love of my life.
Lawrence is furious.
I donโt care, because Iโm desperate.
Desperate enough to do a spicy video call while wearing only a Santa hat.
All to save the inn, right?
But Iโm the one in trouble when I hear his deep voice coming out of my laptop speakers.
โKittie Kat, I thought I warned you to stay off those dating websitesโฆโ
This standalone holiday romantic comedy features one heroine with generational-level bad luck, a Christmas-hating bad boy, and a happily ever after that lands harder than your grannyโs eggnog!
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Genre: Romance
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